This Weeks Blog (Freak'n at Fetishcon)
My suitcases are slowly getting filled with whips, latex, sheer stockings, unicorn outfits, bubble wrap and other silly trinkets.
While it seems every event I attend is very different from one another, I've noticed the content of my suitcases never look much different, no matter the style of the party I attend.
It is very interesting to see how much fetish and swing lifestyle have in common. After all, its all about acceptance, freedom of expressing your inner desires and sexuality.
Theme parties, dressing up to impress and a love for merging into a community where you are understood and excepted is another commonality.
While swingers have playrooms, fetishists have dungeons. The rules however are very similar; and of course, there are differences, but from my many experiences I have come to learn, we all just a bunch of adults acting as kids: be it rolling down the hall in bubble wrap, dressing up like a rabbit, dancing a night away in neon booty shorts or passionately discussing our favorite Star Wars character.
So, as I share my knowledge in classrooms all over the country and abroad, I am beginning to see more and more of two worlds merging together; and this event is not an exception. Which for someone like myself, who believes in sharing my passion with others and having people enjoy their experiences to the fullest is pretty amazing.
Here is to the weekend of weird, unconventional and free. Can not wait to see all of you Freaks and celebrate all of us!
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Pack like a Lady.
Packing lightly, yet efficiently is essential for those of us who embrace the road life more often than the average. It truly pays to keep things simple; and unless you have a live-in maid, it would be nice, not to have a ton of tangled up strings and things to unpack, especially after you've just spent days living like a Rockstar!
Consider the length of your stay and the weather forecast in Nola, choose a bag that is smaller than you originally would pick. Yes, one bag! Let’s be real! There is no way you'd need more bags to pack a few string bikinis and a strap on. There is a theme night guide on the website that will help you lay out each outfit accordingly; so, use it, you'd be less likely to get lost or separated, because it's obvious you belong to the rest of the smutty Gang and besides, now is your chance to show off those slinky outfits you've been hiding in the attic all year under boxes and behind the Christmas tree from the rest of the family, just so they won’t find out you’re a freak.
Forget about packing for day time events, it’s a given, you'll be drunk and naked by noon in one of the NIN takeover bars anyway; and honestly, no one wants to hear you whine with drama all week about how you've lost your favorite bra on your first day, blah blah. Be smart! Save space!
Limit your bag to only three neutral pairs of party shoes. The other twelve pairs throw in his suitcase after eliminating all the repetitive flowered Hawaiian shirts. Make sure to leave his hair gel and the pack of condoms, after all, those are essentials.
Always bring a pair of flats, for when you'd rather walk barefoot but afraid to catch that Bourbon St Funk, and trust me, you don’t need a strange drunk carrying your ass home. You won’t make it! But again, when you’re completely lost you will be rightfully returned and or pointed in the direction of your temporary Brothel on Canal and Bourbon.
Toiletries and makeup should be condensed to a small travel size case, your face will melt off in that Hell heat regardless. Then, once you get there, make sure to throw a tantrum and have him take you to Sephora so you can get $200 worth of product to achieve a natural glow, so you can keep mask to your sleep deprived face in the upcoming party week.
Once you've packed and barely able to close your first bag, it’s time to throw a few more pasties, glitter sticks and other nonsense that you will never use or remember you brought into his bag. Do not forget a Toy bag, and just in case the other 50 outfits don't work out, Bring an Emergency bag. Finally, Over-stuff your purse with last minute crap and snacks, then his pockets with your lipstick, gum and a travel toy and you're on your way.
While at the airport, it’s important to make sure to have some cash on hand to pay for all that extra overweight luggage. No sense in arguing, or trying to shift and equal weight out, unless your fetish is unzipping your bags in front of a vanilla crowd flashing your double dildo’s, lubes and floggers from one bag to the next just to save a penny.
On the final note, to be honest, what do I really know about packing lightly. My servant could give you much better advice, but he is tied up at the moment ironing my Sultry hosiery; So do your thing, just don’t over think it. No one will remember what you had worn anyway, they would probably much rather remember your Bare Cheeks in those sexy heels!